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April Fools Day – My Favorite Holiday

Posted by: janajohnson on: April 1, 2009

April Fools day is my favorite holiday.  Since I was eight and my mom told me that her and dad were getting a divorce (and she watched me frozen for fifteen minutes) I have gone out in seek of revenge.  Of course, I don’t just do it to her.  On march 31st I spent about half [...]

Lil’ Wayne Coming to IMG

Posted by: jnguonly on: April 1, 2009

Yesterday I went to the mall to pick up a present for a girl. I went to the best jewelry place they had to see what I could get her and what she might like. I was looking through the glass cases trying to pick something out. It was so hard because there is a lot [...]

Belgian Hospital Burns Pancakes of Patients

Posted by: charliekennedy on: April 1, 2009

A hospital in Brussels, Belgium has burned the pancakes of two patients while they were examining them. They accidentally used a disinfectant instead of water. They wanted to clean the pancake with water to be able to see the inside. Four patients were severely damaged. According to a doctor in the “Brugmann Hospital” the nurses [...]

History of April Fool’s Day

Posted by: sallywatson on: April 1, 2009

April Fools’ Day is a light-hearted tradition that is actually several hundred years old. “People who love pranks really love the day and refuse to give up the tradition” says Alex Boese, curator of the Museum of Hoaxes in San Diego. Over the recent years in the United States, pranks on April Fools’ Day in [...]

Govt Warning: Pistachios Can Kill You

Posted by: charliekennedy on: April 1, 2009

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) announced this week that a California food processing plant is voluntarily recalling up to 1 million pounds of roasted pistachio products that can kill you very easily.  The nuts came from Setton Farms in Terra Bella, California.   They were largely distributed in 2,000-pound containers to food wholesalers who [...]

Cristiano Ronaldo Caught After Breaking Boss’ Window

Posted by: charliekennedy on: April 1, 2009

A few days ago, Cristiano Ronaldo was interviewed prior to Portugal’s World Cup qualifying game against Sweden. After the interview, a few of the reporters asked Ronaldo to perform a few of his vintage tricks and juggling moves for the camera. Ronaldo, as always, wasn’t shy about showing off his moves, but unfortunately for him he lost [...]

Fool’s Day – La Alarma de Incendio

Posted by: charliekennedy on: April 1, 2009

Este fin de semana me fui para Miami con un amigo a ver el Sony Ericsson Open. El torneo empezo el lunes y terminara el otro domingo. Nos fuimos a un apartamento que es del abuelo de el y queda en Brickell Key, una pequeña isla cerca al torneo. En la cocina habian algunas cosas [...]

Free Grades

Posted by: dirkr on: March 31, 2009

Mr. Charlie Kennedy has recently stated that he is willing to offer free A’s to his students if they meet certain requirements. With his class being terribly difficult, students often struggle to acquire passing grades. Therefore, Mr. Charlie has decided that students can emulate his behavior and get extra credit points instantly which will go [...]

April Fools

Posted by: trubino on: March 30, 2009

April fools is in a couple days, which means it’s time to do some pranks to people. Last year John Murphy a.k.a El Mustache, decides to pull a prank on me. We were in the computer lab and he gets someone to distract me so he could grab my car keys. Without me knowing for [...]

Coming Soon: The Departed 2

Posted by: shaaz on: March 30, 2009

Academy Award winning picture The Departed captured many hearts on its way to box office success. I was especially impressed by the movie and thus, when I heard a sequel was in the making, I was over the moon. I always thought that it was one of the movies that could never have a sequel [...]



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