Making Lemonade out of Lemons (or that sugar-free watery yellow stuff they serve in the cafeteria)

Posted by: charliekennedy on: September 23, 2008

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As we all know, the cafeteria food is less than fabulous.  As a matter of fact, it’s disgusting.  After a long three hours in school all one wants to do is enjoy a nice, healthy, energizing lunch before their sport.  Unfortunately, that’s not always possible here.  It’s usually a choice between a 2000 calorie hunk of butter and oil mixed in with noodles and some kind of mysterious meat, or croutons with dressing and air.  So last week, I experimented a little bit.  I tried to make the most of what I was being offered.  One day,  I tried a peanut-butter and banana sandwich on wheat toast.  To my horror, it was more like a plastic and banana sandwich on wheat toast.  NEXT! Then, I went without food the whole day hoping by dinner time the salad would taste like a five-star gourmet meal.  That didn’t happen. 

 

I think we should all risk getting kicked out, jump the fence and go to Subway.